Laughter is the best medicine. A sense of humor is as vital to good health as water! laughing is said to prolong life! Studies show that laughter relaxes the body, boosts the immune system, protects the heart, burns calories and triggers endorphins. And there are many other benefits as well. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh and a cool glass of water! Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger. And water is literally an essential part of life! With that being said, laughter (and water) really is the best medicine! So here are some good clean well water jokes, puns, and one liners that are sure to make you laugh today! Along with some interesting well water trivia we will leave you smiling all day!
Pumpro
They say the body is made up of 90% water, so…
I’m not fat I’m just water logged!
Where can you find an ocean without water?
On A MAP!
The president cant swim!
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: ‘President Can’t Swim.’ Lyndon B. Johnson
Donations please!
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water.
Laughter is the best medicine- Window Problems.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.” Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer really messed up now.”
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Get well soon
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
The W in Africa stands for water.
Holy Toledo!
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the heck out of it.
More…Laughter is the best medicine…
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Out of the water, I am nothing.
Duke Kahanamoku
One can not reflect in streaming water. Only those who know internal peace can give it to others. Lao Tzu
Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation… even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. Leonardo da Vinci